Get Over Yourself!

It’s friday…thank goodness. Let’s try this whole “feature of the week” thing out again. Time to rage about the ridiculous shit that happened this week, or things that just piss us off. It’s time to dance:

1) Bloggers that shouldn’t be blogging. This comes from dcblogs and livitluvit, our new affiliation with 20sb.net  and the blogging community overall. Here’s the thing - if you have a blog, don’t be a douche. Simple as that. There is no need for things like music, dancing icons, nonsense posts, repeated spelling/grammar errors, and spamming comments. Don’t have the patience for it? Don’t blog! If you think you’re the “bomb diggity” and everyone and their mother should follow your blog, try out for the cast of the next Jersey Shore and GET OVER YOURSELF!

2) People that obnoxiously utilize voice command in public. First off, if you are in public, with people around you, why do you need to be on speaker phone using the feature that is least helpful? Second, why the hell are you screaming into the phone? You realize that this does absolutely nothing but make you look like an ignoramus that’s completely oblivious of the world around you. Third, this is not the most advanced technology available - it does not recognize your incorrect English, weird accent, and mumbling - so get over it. Finally, we all know you really don’t need to use it. For some reason, however, you believe that it makes you look like some kind of bad ass corporate mogul. Guess what, it doesn’t. So instead, take your phone off speaker, stop screaming into your phone, and GET OVER YOURSELF!

3) Wikileaks. We’ll throw some current events in here for those of you that only read TMZ and Perez Hilton. Wikileaks decided it would be a genius idea to publish any pentagon/war documents that they could get their douche bag/scumbag hands on. We here at GOY clearly believe in freedom of the press and free speech, but who the f*ck do these assholes think they are? Whether you agree with any of our “tours” overseas or not, we have men and women trying to do their jobs. Meanwhile, others are sitting on their ass, checking their email 24 hours a day for the latest documents that may or may not put these men and women in danger. Where do you get off? Find another way to make money. Something at GOY that we just can’t stand is when weasels make money off of other people’s misery or what may certainly become their misery. This falls into that category. So to the douche bags at wikileaks, we say GET OVER YOURSELF.

4) #3 was pretty heavy. And it is a Friday, so for our last “rant,” we’re going to take it easy and toss you a pretty funny video clip (at least we thought so). If you don’t, well…you can just GET OVER YOURSELF. The clip below is a parody trailer of the “up and coming” movie about facebook (kill me know). Pretty funny…even if you are on the twatter. Check it out on the Daily What.

Have a great weekend, live it up, and GET OVER YOURSELF!