People that Complain About Drama, but Really LOVE It

Friends are there to listen to each other, right? Of course! But there are limitations. They begin when you complain about your life, asking for advice, and not only doing nothing with it but also living your life in a way that harbors the drama! Why the hell are you asking for advice then?

Wait, wait a minute…we got it - you don’t actually want the advice, you just want to let someone know that you have drama. Yes! That’s it. Why? Surely nobody really gives a f*ck about your drama anyway. It isn’t proving to anyone anything other than the fact that you are ANNOYING and we would rather be hit by a bus while watching it approach than listen to your obnoxiousness.

Apparently, for some reason, you believe that complaining will prove to people that you have a life. But to the contrary! It just shows us that you have nothing better to do but think about think of things to complain about. Here’s an idea - think of things you can do to fix it! Damnit, is it that hard? So until then, GET OVER YOURSELF.