Get Over Yourself!

College was a wonderful experience. For must of us, the best so far. But also true for many of us - it is over. Donezo. No more. We move forward in life, trying to figure shit out, keep old friends, make new friends, and hopefully succeed. Then we have the people that did indeed graduate from college, but live life as if they’ve never left.

So, how can you tell who these people are?

1) They believe it’s still socially acceptable to wear sweat pants and Ugg boots out in public or still wear their University beer pong shirt. Guess what? You look like a f*cking idiot! The stares you get on the street are not because you look hottt. You are probably getting them because people are wondering (a) if you woke up in that outfit and (b) when you are going to grow the F up!

2) They are the ones in the bar that drink too much for their own good and act like complete assholes for the rest of night; believing that they are awesome while doing so. At GOY, we are all for having a good time with friends and “beveraging.” But, we are not for ruining everyone else’s night. Odds are that you are acting so idiotic that people are starting to stare and talk about you. Sure, it’s fun to make fun of a true douchebag, but after a while, you just become a nuisance.

3) The only conversation they can hold is about college memories, since they haven’t started living a real life yet. Hate to tell you, but listening to college memories is really boring…and we don’t really give a f*ck about what you did in college. At all…get a life.

The best part about these people is that they can range in age from 23 to 80. College was awesome, and it will be missed - but you’re out now. It’s time to live like an adult. Get big kid clothes, a big kid job, and maybe even act like an adult. Trust us - you stick out like a sore thumb. A really big and fugly one. So to the DB’s out there that can’t accept the death of college: GET OVER YOURSELF!