Friday Rants
Giving into the somewhat cliche “feature of the day,” we bring you Friday Rants (working on a more creative title). The weekend is here, and it’s time to bring you what has pissed us off throughout the week (so that we may enjoy the weekend with minimum douchebags interfering). Here we go…
1) Brett Favre: If you don’t know who he is, you live in a hole - a deep one. Assuming that you do, you know that he’s retired and ”unretired” for the third time now. Reading the paper yesterday, it was noted that Favre “playfully” texted his teammates “it’s not about me…J/K.” These guys hit the nail on the head - Favre loves his drama. Favre is so into himself that he couldn’t stand having the limelight taken away from him (especially since Gay-Rod hit #600). So to you, Brett “Wrangler Jeans” Favre we say: GET OVER YOURSELF.
2) Ever listen to someone because they “needed to talk” only to find out that they just enjoy complaining? We here at GOY have a no tolerance policy on this kind of behavior. Some people live not in the moment, but for any reason to complain. They actually don’t know what to do without having something complicated in their life, or something going wrong in their life. Guess what? I don’t want to listen to you bullshit, middle-school, ass-tastic drama. So shut the f*ck up and GET OVER YOURSELF!
3) “What do you want to do this weekend?” is a common question that you’ve probably asked one of your friends (unless you have none) this week. Odds are, at least one of your friends had no answer. Or had to think about it until it was too f*cking late to do something. What are you waiting for?! Really, there are probably only a few options of things to do - pick one! Some are even given options, or even asked a yes or no answer. The worst is when the just pause…lose themselves somewhere between here and the forgotten planet of Pluto, and will hopefully get back with an answer before Sunday. Well guess what? The world does not wait for you - make up your damn mind and GET OVER YOURSELF!
4) Finally…Steve Jobs. After releasing the new iphone and f*cking it up with a network problem, the phone has an antenna problem. Solution? A logical human being would think, recall. But Steve Jobs, the garage high school drop-out decides - “f*ck America, I’ll send them phone condoms!” Good idea Steve; sounds like most people won’t be getting them until September - so until then, it’s suggested you just cover the antenna with your finger. Next time, just do the recall and GET OVER YOURSELF!
To the rest of you, that are not assholes - have a great weekend And please, stay off the social networking sites - it’s bad for your health. *Also - don’t forget that we now have comments!
