Get Over Yourself!

Who doesn’t enjoy a night at the theatre? Obviously, those people that decide to trek out to the movies to pay an outrageous price for a flick expect a particular atmosphere in the actual theatre. Expectations are high when paying at least $10.00 for a ticket…we want comfy chairs, stadium seating, and finally….people to shut the f*ck up! Of course, this rarely actually takes place, as it only takes one douche to ruin the experience for everyone. This person is typically an obnoxious teen, but on occasion it can also be a full grown adult that just has not adapted to the life of an adult (and probably never will).

Usually, this character can be heard no matter where they are sitting. They want to be heard. This alone, makes me myself want to take whatever over-priced concession I purchased and shove it down their damn throat and then watch to make sure they choke on it. But they make it worse. The words that come out of their mouth are typically so idiotic that they could be classified as an ignoramus. What, you ask, could make somebody sound so pathetic? How about “So what’s this movie about?” or “Who’s in this movie?” The list goes on, but I already feel my intelligence dropping just thinking about it.

Then there are the assholes that believe they need to get involved. Some feel this is the answer. Au contraire, my friend…you have now become the newer, bigger douche. Not only are you giving this asshole attention, but you are even more obnoxious. By the time this occurs, most in the audience have either succeeded in zoning out the asinine occurences that took place, or they have become so distracted that they just want the movie to be over already…so they can figure out who the assholes are and if lucky enough, at least pour a nice cold beverage on their head when they leave the theatre.

So to the dudes/dudettes that feel the need to open their loud, obnoxious, idiotic mouths at the movie theatre and talk during the movie…GET OVER YOURSELF!