Egotistical movie directors that are self-proclaimed “underwater robotics” experts
Alright, so you have some experience on the subject. There is a national environmental disaster occuring and you feel you might be able to be of some assistance, fair enough. But showing up there, throwing yourself at a bunch of people that are trying to do their job, claiming that you’re an expert and that “you know people”-are you fucking kidding me??? Guess what James Cameron, BP “knows people” too, a shitload of ENGINEERS and SCIENTISTS that have years of experience with handling these sorts of events! Not a bunch of film industry retards who think they are saving the planet by making movies $25 milllion at a time!
Even after BP graciously declined his offer (I don’t know how they kept from laughing in his face) he has to 1.) Throw a hissy fit to the media about it, calling BP a bunch of “morons” and 2.) Hold his own little meeting about the spill in the EPA headquarters in Washington that even the EPA DID NOT CARE ABOUT!! I’m glad you got a little extra time in the spotlight Mr. Cameron, the craze over Avatar was starting to die off. Wasn’t the message behind that movie supposed to motivate the saving of the planet. Solid work. Pretty sure nobody gave a damn about your subliminal message, they were just happy they got their $10 worth at the theater for once.
In all, I think your best bet would’ve been to do what Bill O’Reilly said you were gonna do, and “send Leonardo Dicaprio down to cap the well.” (No offense Leo, you really are the man). But James Cameron, seriously buddy…
Get Over Yourself!
