Get Over Yourself!

Iphone, crackberry…same difference. I understand why you have one. Really…I do. Maybe I’ll get one some day. BUT I DON’T understand why you have to check it every five minutes. I’m sorry, but nobody is that imporant (not even B-ROCK). What kills me even more is that you aren’t checking for a voicemail, or a text, or even an email. No - you are checking your twatter page…or getting a facebook alert whenever some takes a shit. Because you can’t check it later. Really - you can’t. There is NO time and you don’t want to miss a moment of SOMEONE ELSE’s LIFE! Shit, why don’t you live your own first? Oh wait…don’t tell me…you do…you just need to tell the rest of your ‘social network’ that gives a RAT’S ASS about what you are doing at this moment. Never mind the people that you’re with, who DO maybe if your lucky, have an interest in what you’re doing - but you’re too busy on that mobile device to even KNOW that.

Have a significant other? Not for long! Holy shit if I was dating you I’d take that thing and take a shit on it myself - then shove it in your face! Either that - or DUMP YOUR ASS. But then, at least you’ll be able to tell everyone about it immediately. Thank goodness. Don’t have a significant other? Don’t plan on it happening anytime soon. The moment someone looks at you - they’ll know you are more interested in your phone than anything or anyone else. Only to creepily be updated on what other people are doing. So in the end…you’ll end up dating your Iphone/Blackberry…and sadly…probably getting off to that. Now, you’re in the porn freak category. Congrats.

So…to you I say: GET OVER YOURSELF (and get a life and live it!)