Get Over Yourself!

 I’m fed up with hearing shit like “GTL” and hearing someone quote anyone ranging from “snookie” to “The Situation.” 1) I hate the Jersey Shore to begin with - why would I want to hear some wanna-be douche quote the show? 2) Are you on the show Jersey Shore? If not, that ALMOST makes you worse than the jerks on the show! Who wants to be like them? Please tell me. 3) Do you see that picture? Really?

Even if your intentions are mockery, think about how ridiculous you look pumping your fist at the local bar with your douche-whipped hair and flamboyant t-shirt that is attempting to accentuate your lack of muscle tone. Don’t forget about the plated gold chain that you just have to wear during high-class events such as going to the beach, doing house chores, or playing a quick soccer game with “friends”. I’m sure your parents are incredibly proud that after all their years of guidance you chose to idolize a 27 year old assistant manager of a fitness center with more STDs than the CDC is even aware of. 

While we here at Get Over Yourself are inclined to thank you for making it so simple to spot you self-absorbed, ball handling mama’s boys, there is a much more passionate side of us that would like you to:

Get Over Yourself.