Get Over Yourself!

 The world has seen enough of these, and it’s time to take a stand. Go out any night and you’ll be sure to find at least a dozen of them. They come in all shapes and sizes, yet the only thing they do have in common is their ignorant, nay, asinine idea that they the “run this shit.” Their damned looks of which they believe bring the guys crawling are only hideous stares. Any average Joe would know that this chick most likely has not showered since last week and is crawling with STDs.

Further, this is the kind of gal that thinks she’s the leader of the group she’s gone out with. However, she is the first to ditch the scene in desperation for any inkling of a hint of attraction from her sorry victim. She doesn’t know, nor care, that at the end of the night:

(1) She’s only with the dude she may have been with because she was indeed the last option (or just plain easy).

(2) She stinks worse than a trash can.

(3) Her friends are fed up with her s$*t and it’s not that she left them, but they actually found an opportunity to escape.

(4) The dude she may have brought home won’t be there when she wakes up.

(5) People only take her out because she’s the entertainment.

Do you smell that? Because we do, and it stinks. These are the people that need a true smack in the face, many expletives, and a conversation that involves somebody saying “GET A F*#king GRIP and GET OVER YOURSELF!”