March 2011
2 posts
Co-Workers That Give Too Much Personal Information
There’s one in every office. Usually a female, this co-worker seems to think EVERYONE has come to work only to hear about what is new in this person’s life. Shockingly, this person most likely has the least interesting life in the entire office. The need for them to share useless information about themselves is clearly part of some kind of inferiority complex. Even their own families...
Ho's That Think Their S&*t Don't Stank
The world has seen enough of these, and it’s time to take a stand. Go out any night and you’ll be sure to find at least a dozen of them. They come in all shapes and sizes, yet the only thing they do have in common is their ignorant, nay, asinine idea that they the “run this shit.” Their damned looks of which they believe bring the guys crawling are only hideous stares. Any...
September 2010
1 post
Selfish Editorial Show Hosts
Alas, Glenn Beck makes his way onto the infamous GOY list! Personal feelings aside, this man takes the cake for idiocy this week with his rally being held on the same day as the anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have A Dream” speech. ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS?!?! Even if it was coincidental why wouldn’t you change the date? Instead you attempt to trump a...
August 2010
13 posts
1 tag
Friday Rants
It’s friday…thank goodness. Let’s try this whole “feature of the week” thing out again. Time to rage about the ridiculous shit that happened this week, or things that just piss us off. It’s time to dance:
1) Bloggers that shouldn’t be blogging. This comes from dcblogs and livitluvit, our new affiliation with 20sb.net and the blogging community overall....
People that Complain About Drama, but Really LOVE...
Friends are there to listen to each other, right? Of course! But there are limitations. They begin when you complain about your life, asking for advice, and not only doing nothing with it but also living your life in a way that harbors the drama! Why the hell are you asking for advice then?
Wait, wait a minute…we got it - you don’t actually want the advice, you just want to let...
College Graduates Acting Like College Freshmen
College was a wonderful experience. For must of us, the best so far. But also true for many of us - it is over. Donezo. No more. We move forward in life, trying to figure shit out, keep old friends, make new friends, and hopefully succeed. Then we have the people that did indeed graduate from college, but live life as if they’ve never left.
So, how can you tell who these people are?
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Friday Rants
Giving into the somewhat cliche “feature of the day,” we bring you Friday Rants (working on a more creative title). The weekend is here, and it’s time to bring you what has pissed us off throughout the week (so that we may enjoy the weekend with minimum douchebags interfering). Here we go…
1) Brett Favre: If you don’t know who he is, you live in a hole - a deep...
Comments? Check.
So the site overhaul is taking a bit longer than we thought. In the meantime, we’ve figured out how to add comments. We will be moderating the comments for now. If it seems to dull, and people seem trustworthy (which I personally doubt), then we will try it without moderation. Until then…you can just get over yourself and wait until it’s approved.
Online Drama Queens
Social networking…a tool designed to help connect people throughout the world, is now being used to bitch and moan. People post, for everyone to see, how badly they feel and in turn, expect us to feel bad for them. Sometimes they will even get some sympathy through a sappy response (typically something like, “awwww”). However, if the response turns into “what’s...
People That Get Tattoos With NO Meaning
So you got a sweet, bad ass tat? Rad. Why’d you get it…you do know it’ll be on your body for the rest of your life, right? OH, you just thought it was cool. Hmm…well, here at GOY, we believe you will eventually regret that tat and try to pawn it off as something you did when you were in your “rebel stage” of your life. Let’s be honest - you never had a...
People That Don't Respond to RSVP's
Ever plan a party, or some kind of fun gathering with friends? Of course you have…unless you have no life and live on the internet with your cyber friends. Anyway, odds are, you’ve asked for an RSVP of some sort. Perhaps you asked for an RSVP by phone, maybe a facebook event, or an evite. There are consistent friends who will RSVP immediately, others that will have to take some time...
July 2010
10 posts
Debbie Downers
Debbie Downer…also referred to as “Negative Nancy.” This is a person that people just plain loathe. Who wants to be around someone that finds the worst out of EVERYTHING? Answer: nobody. But for some reason, they hang around and there is always at least one of them lingering at social gatherings. They’ll complain about the food, the music, the people, etc. If...
The One at Work that Jumps Into Every Conversation
Lunch is a time that we all treasure at work. It is usually a time for us to either get away from everything and everyone, or a time to have good conversation and get a break from work. But there is someone that can ruin this experience for you. That person interjects in any conversation at every opportunity they get. Not only do they interject (interrupt), but usually it is loud or obnoxious,...
Facebook Lovers (Part II)
Some people just can’t help themselves and feel the need to publish their love lives online. Yesterday, for instance, I witnessed a break-up. It began with the standard procedure - indicate that you are single. Fine - you’ve done what you feel you need you need to. But then, the drama began. A supportive and loving friend commented on the “heartsie” saying: “Aw, are...
New Jersey & New York Drivers
On my way to work this morning, I noticed a large amount of assholes on the road. And of course, all of them were from one of two states - New York or New Jersey. Other than the license plates, there are other ways to tell that these drivers are indeed from the garden or empire state. Let’s take a look:
1) They refuse to move out of the right lane as they approach an on ramp. It is...
The One in the Group "All Up in Everyone's Shit"
I know very few people that are actual fans of gossip, unless they are the person in the group that is indeed, “all up in everyone’s shit.” For some reason, people confide in this person; they have all the cliche’s prepared for anybody’s problems. Apparently some people find comfort in cliches.
After getting their information, this person will then take advantage...
Douche Bag Wedding Attendees (Part I)
Ah yes…the ritual of which a man and a woman enter a life of wedded bliss. I have two weddings coming up in the next two weeks. This means I will be coming back with some new material. I’m not knocking marriage, but I do know that there are a lot of assholes that come out to party for weddings. It is the perfect time for the guys that are too old to hang out with college kids at the...
The "PC" Police
PC…politically correct. There are certain people that believe anything and everything you say is completely serious, and must not be, in any way, offensive. These are the people that just take the fun out of everything. Jokes? Who has the time for a joke when they have all of the “disadvantaged” people of the world to stand up for? The best part about it is that they are...
People That Say “Maybe” But Really Mean “No”
So you and your friends want to plan a fun night out. What usually happens in our group of friends is one person becomes the person in charge of gathering the herd and letting everyone know when/where we are heading out. Some in the group will always say yes, others will always say no…then there are those that just can’t make up their damn mind (or so they say). The “maybe’s”…
Yes, you know who...
People That Talk During Movies
Who doesn’t enjoy a night at the theatre? Obviously, those people that decide to trek out to the movies to pay an outrageous price for a flick expect a particular atmosphere in the actual theatre. Expectations are high when paying at least $10.00 for a ticket…we want comfy chairs, stadium seating, and finally….people to shut the f*ck up! Of course, this rarely actually takes...
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June 2010
10 posts
Young Lovers
As the latest ass-tabulous version of Twilight comes out, we here at GOY find it necessary to rage on young lovers. We may have all experienced this stage of lives…but some have never left. To you I say: get a life, damnit! Still not sure of who you are? Let’s go over the basics…
1) You can’t go more than five minutes with out mentioning your other half.
2) You JUST saw...
Egotistical movie directors that are...
Alright, so you have some experience on the subject. There is a national environmental disaster occuring and you feel you might be able to be of some assistance, fair enough. But showing up there, throwing yourself at a bunch of people that are trying to do their job, claiming that you’re an expert and that “you know people”-are you fucking kidding me??? Guess what James...
Cumpolsive Blackberry/Iphone Checkers
Iphone, crackberry…same difference. I understand why you have one. Really…I do. Maybe I’ll get one some day. BUT I DON’T understand why you have to check it every five minutes. I’m sorry, but nobody is that imporant (not even B-ROCK). What kills me even more is that you aren’t checking for a voicemail, or a text, or even an email. No - you are checking your...
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Loudmouths at the Coffeeplace
It’s bad enough that I had to spend time today studying at a coffeeplace in Borders, add to that a group of douchebags to ruin everyone’s time, and we have a problem. In BORDERS, a BOOKSTORE, it was nice and quiet until these three asshole kids come in talking as loud as they possibly can. I’m all about having fun with your friends - but a coffeeplace is not the place to talk...
Facebook Lovers (Part 1)
We’re going to have to do a series on this shit. Because this shit don’t stop. This goes out to all those people who just can’t bear to keep all of their personal love inside and private. So they tell the world through facebook. Because we all are dying to know how much you miss your significant other, or when you get to see each other again, etc. So for the first part of the...
B-Rock
Yes…you Mr. President. Today, the President announced that he wants to know “who’s ass to kick” regarding the BP oil disaster. Well, THANK GOD the President is now ready to kick some ass and take some names. Too bad (1) he apparently doesn’t know who’s ass to kick and (2) this has been going on for over 40 days and now it appears they may have found a...
Jerks that quote Jersey Shore
I’m fed up with hearing shit like “GTL” and hearing someone quote anyone ranging from “snookie” to “The Situation.” 1) I hate the Jersey Shore to begin with - why would I want to hear some wanna-be douche quote the show? 2) Are you on the show Jersey Shore? If not, that ALMOST makes you worse than the jerks on the show! Who wants to be like them? Please...
1 tag
New York Knicks
The New York Knicks are looking to pick up superstar Lebron James. How? With rap superstar Jay-Z and baseball star Derek Jeter’s help. Too bad they both said no, since they have no connection to the Knicks! It’s a surprise they also didn’t ask Alicia Keys to help give Lebron a little taste of that “Empire State of Mind.”
Hey…New York Knicks - Get Over Yourself.
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Phillies Taser Kid/Doucher
Phillies fans…
This kid apparently thought it was a good idea to not only run onto the field, but to run in circles and resist to the officers when it was most likely time for him to stop. At 17 years old, this kid makes national TV by being a jackass.
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The Co-Worker That Lives With His Mom
You know who I’m talking about. Not the dorky boss, or the quirky manager. We’re talking the pompous for no reason, lives with their mom, “know-it-all” jerk that works with you. Yes, this one goes out to you. For all the ways you wasted our time and made us want to take our treasured hot cup of coffee and throw it in your DAMN FACE!
GET OVER YOURSELF