Get Over Yourself!

 There’s one in every office. Usually a female, this co-worker seems to think EVERYONE has come to work only to hear about what is new in this person’s life. Shockingly, this person most likely has the least interesting life in the entire office. The need for them to share useless information about themselves is clearly part of some kind of inferiority complex. Even their own families can’t put up with them, so they take it to the only other place where people are almost guaranteed to stay - the work place.

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 The world has seen enough of these, and it’s time to take a stand. Go out any night and you’ll be sure to find at least a dozen of them. They come in all shapes and sizes, yet the only thing they do have in common is their ignorant, nay, asinine idea that they the “run this shit.” Their damned looks of which they believe bring the guys crawling are only hideous stares. Any average Joe would know that this chick most likely has not showered since last week and is crawling with STDs.

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Alas, Glenn Beck makes his way onto the infamous GOY list!  Personal feelings aside, this man takes the cake for idiocy this week with his rally being held on the same day as the anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have A Dream” speech.  ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS?!?! Even if it was coincidental why wouldn’t you change the date? Instead you attempt to trump a celebration of one of the greatest moments in civil rights history in the world.  Not only does this make YOU look bad, but it further tarnishes the social image of conservatives who are wrongfully associated with ignorance and even racism among liberal extremists!  But hey, you had to prove a point you had to do something revolutionary for the American people, bullshit, you did it to call attention to yourself.  We however are determined to expose your action for what it really is Political Prostitution.  This along with your constant Nazi references will have the whole world believing you are raging racist in no time, hey, at least you’ll have the ignorant hillbilly backwoods redneck card-carrying KKK member demographic.

That said, in order to assure readers I do not have a biased opinion of Beck, I will just say that I agree with Beck on some issues, I admire his passion for American history, and have read and enjoyed his latest book The Overton Window.

That said, Beck, GET OVER YOURSELF!

It’s friday…thank goodness. Let’s try this whole “feature of the week” thing out again. Time to rage about the ridiculous shit that happened this week, or things that just piss us off. It’s time to dance:

1) Bloggers that shouldn’t be blogging. This comes from dcblogs and livitluvit, our new affiliation with 20sb.net  and the blogging community overall. Here’s the thing - if you have a blog, don’t be a douche. Simple as that. There is no need for things like music, dancing icons, nonsense posts, repeated spelling/grammar errors, and spamming comments. Don’t have the patience for it? Don’t blog! If you think you’re the “bomb diggity” and everyone and their mother should follow your blog, try out for the cast of the next Jersey Shore and GET OVER YOURSELF!

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